STATEMENT: Addicts Know What’s Best For Their Own Bodies
According to a statement released today by the Department of Health Services, drug addicts “don’t need any more help and can make their own decisions.” […]
Science
STUDY: Most Birds Are Flightless
A study published yesterday in Bird Facts Quarterly confirmed what some Americans have theorized for generations: Most birds cannot actually fly.
REPORT: One Foot Is Actually Eleven Inches
A report released by an independent study group revealed that the unit of measurement known as a “foot” is actually eleven inches.
BREAKING: Water Not Wet
Although the wetness of water has not entered the sphere of public debate in quite some time, a recent discovery made by a Coudersport, PA […]