IT’S OVER: TRUMP VINDICATED FROM ALL INDICTMENTS
just kidding he’s totally guilty lol
STATEMENT: Addicts Know What’s Best For Their Own Bodies
According to a statement released today by the Department of Health Services, drug addicts “don’t need any more help and can make their own decisions.” […]
TREND WATCH: Are Statues The New Movies?
OPINION: The Holocaust Can Never Happen Again
My name’s Bill, and I want to talk about the Holocaust.
BREAKING: “Elementary School Is A Myth” Declares Committee
In a shocking report released by a special investigative committee earlier this week, it has been revealed that elementary school, defined here as an institution […]
QUOTE: “Lying Is Impossible” Says White House Press Secretary
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced today that everyone is telling the truth all the time and that lying is impossible.