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  • BREAKING: President Trump Shoots Someone On Fifth Avenue

    Although the Trump campaign has declined to comment on the President’s unexpected outburst, the President shortly tweeted out a video of himself shooting a New […]

  • Opinion: Masks Aren’t About Safety, They’re About Compliance. Also, Comply with the Demands of the Secret Police and You Won’t Get Hurt

    As we all sit under the house arrest installed by fascist Democratic governors nationwide, it has become the mark of the patriot to refrain from […]

  • STATEMENT: Addicts Know What’s Best For Their Own Bodies

    According to a statement released today by the Department of Health Services, drug addicts “don’t need any more help and can make their own decisions.” […]

Sculptures Are The New Movies

TREND WATCH: Are Statues The New Movies?

January 30, 2017 0

OPINION: The Holocaust Can Never Happen Again

January 27, 2017 0

My name’s Bill, and I want to talk about the Holocaust.

Elementary School Is A Myth

BREAKING: “Elementary School Is A Myth” Declares Committee

January 24, 2017 0

In a shocking report released by a special investigative committee earlier this week, it has been revealed that elementary school, defined here as an institution […]

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer

QUOTE: “Lying Is Impossible” Says White House Press Secretary

January 23, 2017 0

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced today that everyone is telling the truth all the time and that lying is impossible.

Phones Don't Exist - FactsAreFiction.com

BREAKING: Cell Phones Do Not Exist

January 18, 2017 0

In a release made by the Department of Consumer Technology, it was revealed today that cell phones do not actually exist.

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