BREAKING: President Trump Shoots Someone On Fifth Avenue
Although the Trump campaign has declined to comment on the President’s unexpected outburst, the President shortly tweeted out a video of himself shooting a New […]
OPINION: The Holocaust Can Never Happen Again
My name’s Bill, and I want to talk about the Holocaust.
BREAKING: “Elementary School Is A Myth” Declares Committee
In a shocking report released by a special investigative committee earlier this week, it has been revealed that elementary school, defined here as an institution […]
QUOTE: “Lying Is Impossible” Says White House Press Secretary
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced today that everyone is telling the truth all the time and that lying is impossible.
BREAKING: Cell Phones Do Not Exist
In a release made by the Department of Consumer Technology, it was revealed today that cell phones do not actually exist.